GASP alert 1/13/2006

Gerrreeetings and welcome to a special FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH EDTION of the GASP alert. It has come to my attention that another GASPALERT! exists at http://lists.envirolink.org/mailman/listinfo/gaspalerts.

Their GASP stands for Group Against Smog and Pollution and is a boring lil' non-profit group in boring southwestern Pennsylvania.

I am urging everyone who is a loyal Guard Against Santana Proliferation to contact the other GASPALERT and ask them to change their name. I would rather not be associated with some hoity-toity environmental group If I don't have to.Of course, since I am probably the only one who reads my blog then I guess it's just a problem I'll have to deal with myself.

Oh yeah. I have a real treat out there for the loyal guard. Be sure and check out this dude's blog www.hankscoop.blogspot.com

Thanks Hank! In lieu of this newest blog discovery I am in complete disarray.

While I am over hear busting my balls over some silly Santana shenanigans he's over there fucking some hot whores-- and posting it on the web! Damn and to think I could've been enjoying some prime spankin' instead of doing this mumbo jumbo bullshit.

Oh well. I guess I'll never learn. The really sick part to this whole twisted freak scene is that guy Hank has probably got every Santana album ever made and he probably plays some off Supernatural when he's ballin' some whore.

And she's probably like, "oooh make it real or else forget about it! Ooohh."

Stop Santanaganda now. Guard Against Santana Proliferation.