Colder than what?

Today was the coldest day in September for Lexington, KY since 1892. How bout that shit? My neighbor, commenting about the drastic drop in temperature, stated " It's colder than a well diggers ass!" I really don't think it was that cold. Of course, never having been up a well digger's ass I guess I really could not say for sure.

Stephen Hawking, the world's greatest living genius says, "Any physical theory is always provisional, in the sense that it is only a hypothesis: you can never prove it. No matter how many times the results of experiments agree with some theory, you can never be sure that the next time the result will not contradict the theory."

My neighbor, Sammy Jack Vittitow, made the hypothesis that a well digger's ass is pretty damn cold. I don't know of any well diggers in my area. So this hypothesis will have to go unproven and provisional in context.

If anybody knows where I could locate a well digger who would be accomodating enough to volunteer for a clinical study concerning thermal variances of the posterior please respond to this blog.

Although the former hypothesis could not be proven, it was sure to say that it was NOT hotter than two possums in a mailbox or-- Eight indians in a covered wagon.

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